I present to thee, thine commandments in two:

1: Thou shalt be good.

2: If thou canst be good, thou shalt be lucky.

So my melodyne plugin came today ... which means I'll start recording tracks with vocals once my vocalist is free ^_^

First one will be Broken Star, but I probably won't be able to put that up here due to the file size restriction.

Until then, to the notebook to write lyrics and also finish Evisceration Nation! (punk)

In other news, I have 2 weeks of study leave ... all my prelims were in the first four days ...

A confirmation email from CDBaby.com for my purchase of the AstroNinja CD "Kiss My Astro" ... fun times :P slightly censored to leave out my address, email, etc.

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From: CD Baby loves Chris <orders@cdbaby.com>
Subject: Chris - Your CD Baby Order!
Date: 31 December 2008 20:02:46 GMT
To: <My Email Address>
Reply To: orders@cdbaby.com

Chris -
Thanks for your order with CD Baby!

YOUR SHIPPING NOTES:
Please wrap in something a dog can't bite through. Please post
through letterbox if no-one is home.

WHERE YOU HEARD OF:
NewGrounds. I like 2 out of 3 of the songs AstroNinja has up there
and that's good enough for me.Physical Items in this order:

=== Shipped Items ===
** Shipped on 2008-12-31: **
1 of ASTRONINJA: Kiss My Astro! ($11.99 each)
***************

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SHIPPING: $6.84
GRAND TOTAL : $18.83 - US Dollars

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Wednesday, December 31st.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sigh...

How was your crimbo?

It's good to be the king!

EDIT: Just realised that I seem to have that same "I love you and want to relieve you of your sins" look whenever I take a picture :P

Merdly Crimbo! :D

It's late at night, and one of the only things on right now is one of those daft police shows that follows the police around.

God knows why they put these shows out. Presumably, the police want to improve their image. These shows merely encourage stereotypes about policemen and draw hatred towards the profession.

Even in a single episode, there are numerous examples of things that have become pet-peeves of mine thanks to these shows.

- Policemen assuming everything that's consumable is either a drug or contains drugs. Not every cigarette is a spliff and not every piece of white powder is LSD or Cocaine.
- Upholding laws that they themselves don't agree with. You may disagree with me on this, but there was a policeman who, in his commentary towards the camera, mentioned "what's wrong with pot? It's illegal, thats what" ... and WHY is it illegal? This reasoning is the same as saying "It's marmite that makes this cake taste good - and because this cake tastes good, the marmite in it must be what's making it taste good"
- The crappy, ignorant, egotistical jokes that come out of their mouths. Seriously. They're not funny, they just make you come of as a prat.
- A policeman took an ornamental sword hanging on a wall in someone's house (who turned out to be completely innocent) claiming "I see no reason for him to have this" and took it. That's not justice, that's theft - flat out theft, unless owning anything ornamental has recently become a crime without my knowledge.
- They put on the most annoying voices just to sound good on the camera - turns out just making them sound even more egotistical. Seriously, the phrase "Lack of evidence" for instance does NOT need more emphasis on it than the harry potter books had on magic.
- Pulling over cars based purely on "I have a feeling there's something dodgy about that car"
- Treating victims like criminals and, occasionally, treating criminals like victims. Oh how this reminds me of the time I was fined £40 for being attacked by a few insane neds that -did- have criminal records for doing the exact same thing.

I guess the point of this is that we should be allowed to vote in our police officers like we vote in our politicians. Then maybe the police will be less despised and more admired or respected.

And we should never allow policemen near TV cameras.

I need to come up with a good idea for a new blog post ...

... but what do post about?

... hmm ...

In this topic, the original poster is both being horribly racist, and a mod.

Here is a list of the forums rules, the first of the biggies being "Using racist, sexist, homophobic or hateful language." - which I think calling everyone who happens to be french "Arrogant, Cowardly, and Smelly" falls under ...

If anyone else had posted this, they'd be banned now.

I would have posted this in the original thread, but I'd probably be banned for doing so.

Oh yay for racism -.-

When I woke up this morning, I was a little sore. Thought nothing of it. Until about 10 minutes ago and I looked at my wrist, and I realised I had scratches on my wrist. This wouldn't be anything weird normally, except I don't have any idea what could have caused it. I didn't do it to myself and I didn't have them when I went to sleep. I have a dog, but nobody (not even my dog) has been in my room while I was asleep. Weird.

Would you rather live fast and die young, or live long enough to be an aging rock star?