Recalling a reply delivered by a young punk, Rabbie Burns, to a over-eager fur-seller:

Næ mere mortal cid afford it,
an ih widnæ gæn dæ somin sordit,
jis sæn I cid gæn an hord it,
wis awe cin tell.
Ih widnæ spend fur jis tæ lord it;
gæn fuck yir sell.