I can just see myself in 23 years, 2 months, 17 days, 4 hours, and 43 minutes, being quoted Churchill to.

"You know, Churchill once said that an appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping that it'll eat him last", and I'll reply "Yes, but someone who jumps in head first is an appetiser".

And they'll be surprised at how fast I was able to come up with such a witty response to that unexpected quotation, and wondering how I did it.

How? How?! HOW?!? I'll tell you why, because I'll have been waiting twenty five fucking years to puke that line up, waiting for someone to quote that exact Churchill quote, and possibly the only quote I have a pre-prepared comeback to. It took you fucking long enough, I was thinking no-one was ever going to use that quote. No-one! And why not? Are Churchill quotes too obscure? Are they perhaps too snobby for you? Well fuck you, you're not my real son anyway, you adopted bastard. Go to hell.

Or maybe I'm just planning an incie wincie bit too far ahead.